Let, go

You don't understand.
He holds me like this - all the time.
He seriously doesn't let go.

I think he has actual feelings for me.
I mean, who takes their cat to Wal-Mart Portrait Studio
and buys the $200 package?
And when we came home, I think he tried to tongue kiss me.
He had his eyes closed.
It was weird.

Now look what you did

No one takes my sketti o's silly.

Productivity is relative

"Ha Haaa! I did way more shit than you guys today."

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Rhythm is crucial.

figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro,

FIIIIIGAAROOOO

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Which me is looking at you?

"My guess is, if you had to pick, you'd rather the right me was looking at you, since the left me is the me that is most likely to eat your throat."

I don't have rabies

but you should see me eat corn

You cannot have my panna cakes

"I will swat at any forks or knives that try to take a my panna cakes away from me. These are my panna cakes. And I will not hesitate to slime you with one or more of my nanner arms."