WELCOME TO HELL

"There you are! We're your assigned demons — pick a happy song and we'll play it in your face for 10,000 years"

Making out with the mirror just got interesting

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Optimistic snake heralded for positive outlook on life

"Being a snake is like, so awesome. I would trade legs for a forked tongue that scares the crap out of people any day. I find life so rewarding, I mean, what could be better than slithering around looking for things to eat that are bigger than my head... and then swallowing them whole, without chewing. Yay me!"