Hi Alex, it's me A-rod

"Come here, you dirty little slugger.
What do you wanna do, huh? You wanna....
Don't touch me there. OMG, I want you so bad.
I could eat pastries off your abs."

The 2012 Enigma

it has begun.

Beware of the GINGER RAGE

"At least all you other minorities have a place of refuge.
A place where everyone looks like you.
All we have is — Wendy's."

In these tough times

you can always count on Sheep-Pig.