Baby food stuffed baby stuffed turkey

It starts with the architecture of a 15- to 20-pound semi-boneless turkey -- the wings and drumsticks remain -- that is stuffed with a baby that is stuffed in turn with baby food. After layering the poultry with stuffing, the pile is whomped together, sewn, greased, hoisted into a pan and roasted. It will feed at least 20 people.

Not funny anymore

"give - me - back - my - Boys - II - Men - CD - right - NOW"

Smell my belly button

"stop it, that tickles"

Innocent man rant

"I'm a normal person like everyone else, I swear,

Just because I look intense and sad at the same time and never blink
doesn't mean I'm not friendly.

I don't get why no one will start a conversation with me.

or laughs at my jokes.

It's such bullshit.

It's not fair, why do people think I'm crazy,

HEY, what are you doing?!
stop drawing me, god damnit and
LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND!

what the eff,
are you doing COMPOSITE DRAWINGS OF ME !,
are you insane?! no WONDER people think i'm a murderer,

stop scanning that!
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?"

A homeless guy's dream

"omg, quarters"

Where you at Selleck?!

it's better close up, right?

If reincarnation is real

shotgun Selleck-chest-hair-sprinkles

"We still love you"

"just kidding" - everyone

"We still love you"

"just kidding" - your parents

Panda Rant

"it's just bamboo,
I wasn't gonna hit you with it, shit man, relax...
it's what I eat,
I eat bamboo...
fucking, you guys with your cameras,
ever since digital stupid photography got invented you idiots have to capture everything"

"ooooh, I'm eating,
I'm a bear
with fur that makes my eyes look bigger than they actually are
ooh, scary and cute
the perfect combo
oooh, pandas
let's take pictures of them trying to have a snack
and put them on the internet"

"awesome"

"you guys are awesome"

The Gobbler

The McCain neck says:

Wax on, Wax off

"if you believe it, it's true"

Your jibba jabba, you will quit

"size matters not, sucka!"