Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ok, so who's ready for cake?

sorrrrrry vegetarians




man, I wish I was at that baby shower

for instance, who's cutting the cake?
were their eyes open?

were people saying things like:
"do you want the foot or part of the forehead?"

and what happens if nobody eats it?

theres no good way to get rid of a baby cake

what do you do?

you can't chop it into little pieces

you can't just throw the whole thing in a dumpster


really, about the best thing you could do is
leave it on someones front porch,
ring the doorbell and run



Friday, October 31, 2008

Baby food stuffed baby stuffed turkey

It starts with the architecture of a 15- to 20-pound semi-boneless turkey -- the wings and drumsticks remain -- that is stuffed with a baby that is stuffed in turn with baby food. After layering the poultry with stuffing, the pile is whomped together, sewn, greased, hoisted into a pan and roasted. It will feed at least 20 people.


Saturday, September 6, 2008

Decapitated babies - a lesson in sharing

"quick, gimmie the head, i think i see something"