sorrrrrry vegetariansfor instance, who's cutting the cake?
were their eyes open?
were people saying things like:
"do you want the foot or part of the forehead?"
and what happens if nobody eats it?
theres no good way to get rid of a baby cake
what do you do?
you can't chop it into little pieces
you can't just throw the whole thing in a dumpster
really, about the best thing you could do is
leave it on someones front porch,
ring the doorbell and run
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