Ok, so who's ready for cake?

sorrrrrry vegetarians

see the 'making of' video here

man, I wish I was at that baby shower

for instance, who's cutting the cake?
were their eyes open?

were people saying things like:
"do you want the foot or part of the forehead?"

and what happens if nobody eats it?

theres no good way to get rid of a baby cake

what do you do?

you can't chop it into little pieces

you can't just throw the whole thing in a dumpster


really, about the best thing you could do is
leave it on someones front porch,
ring the doorbell and run