Wednesday, January 27, 2010
EXACTOMUNDO DOT
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Labels:
giggles,
giggling,
great googly moogly,
new blog
Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Ninjananner to break new ground in food tourney
look for him in the 2009 Quietest Food Competition as he takes on perennial favorite Mashed Potatoes.
Labels:
banana,
mashed potatoes,
ninananner,
ninja,
quiet food
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Let, go
You don't understand.
He holds me like this - all the time.
He seriously doesn't let go.
I think he has actual feelings for me.
I mean, who takes their cat to Wal-Mart Portrait Studio
and buys the $200 package?
And when we came home, I think he tried to tongue kiss me.
He had his eyes closed.
It was weird.
He holds me like this - all the time.
He seriously doesn't let go.
I think he has actual feelings for me.
I mean, who takes their cat to Wal-Mart Portrait Studio
and buys the $200 package?
And when we came home, I think he tried to tongue kiss me.
He had his eyes closed.
It was weird.
Labels:
cat,
grease,
open letter to humans,
socially awkward,
squeezing
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
The best mouse trap money can buy
Protect your family from the dangers of rodents with Murder Mouse®.
- Murder Mouse comes vacuum sealed and super compact, great for squeezing into tight spaces.
- Murder Mouse comes equipped with loaded mini machine gun.
- Murder Mouse is trained to befriend other mice.
- Just use the included remote to turn off Murder Mouse's feelings to trigger killing spree.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
You cannot have my panna cakes
"I will swat at any forks or knives that try to take a my panna cakes away from me. These are my panna cakes. And I will not hesitate to slime you with one or more of my nanner arms."
Labels:
dennys,
nannerpuss,
superbowl
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Miserable dog relentlessly mocked by owner
"Help someone please, I'm pink and I have pom pom paws. Which, if you can tell by the look on my face, is nothing I feel like cheering about. It makes everything I do seem like it should be exciting. But it's not. My life sucks. The most exciting part of my day is when this crazy bitch gives me a hug and I nearly suffocate in her cleavage."
Labels:
dog mocking,
pom pom paws
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
WELCOME TO HELL
"There you are! We're your assigned demons — pick a happy song and we'll play it in your face for 10,000 years"
Labels:
you like Jethro Tull?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Optimistic snake heralded for positive outlook on life
"Being a snake is like, so awesome. I would trade legs for a forked tongue that scares the crap out of people any day. I find life so rewarding, I mean, what could be better than slithering around looking for things to eat that are bigger than my head... and then swallowing them whole, without chewing. Yay me!"
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Ok, so who's ready for cake?
for instance, who's cutting the cake?
were their eyes open?
were people saying things like:
"do you want the foot or part of the forehead?"
and what happens if nobody eats it?
theres no good way to get rid of a baby cake
what do you do?
you can't chop it into little pieces
you can't just throw the whole thing in a dumpster
really, about the best thing you could do is
leave it on someones front porch,
ring the doorbell and run
Labels:
baby,
baby cake,
cake,
people love the shit out of cake
Monday, November 10, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Baby food stuffed baby stuffed turkey
It starts with the architecture of a 15- to 20-pound semi-boneless turkey -- the wings and drumsticks remain -- that is stuffed with a baby that is stuffed in turn with baby food. After layering the poultry with stuffing, the pile is whomped together, sewn, greased, hoisted into a pan and roasted. It will feed at least 20 people.
Labels:
baby,
babyfoobaturkey,
halloween,
stuffed turkey
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Innocent man rant
"I'm a normal person like everyone else, I swear,
Just because I look intense and sad at the same time and never blink
doesn't mean I'm not friendly.
I don't get why no one will start a conversation with me.
or laughs at my jokes.
It's such bullshit.
It's not fair, why do people think I'm crazy,
HEY, what are you doing?!
stop drawing me, god damnit and
LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND!
what the eff,
are you doing COMPOSITE DRAWINGS OF ME !,
are you insane?! no WONDER people think i'm a murderer,
stop scanning that!
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?"
Labels:
innocent man,
rant,
sketch
Monday, October 20, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Panda Rant
"it's just bamboo,
I wasn't gonna hit you with it, shit man, relax...
it's what I eat,
I eat bamboo...
fucking, you guys with your cameras,
ever since digital stupid photography got invented you idiots have to capture everything"
"ooooh, I'm eating,
I'm a bear
with fur that makes my eyes look bigger than they actually are
ooh, scary and cute
the perfect combo
oooh, pandas
let's take pictures of them trying to have a snack
and put them on the internet"
"awesome"
"you guys are awesome"
I wasn't gonna hit you with it, shit man, relax...
it's what I eat,
I eat bamboo...
fucking, you guys with your cameras,
ever since digital stupid photography got invented you idiots have to capture everything"
"ooooh, I'm eating,
I'm a bear
with fur that makes my eyes look bigger than they actually are
ooh, scary and cute
the perfect combo
oooh, pandas
let's take pictures of them trying to have a snack
and put them on the internet"
"awesome"
"you guys are awesome"
Labels:
bamboo,
bears,
humans are awesome,
panda,
panda bears
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
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