Talk to the forearm

cuz the hand doesn't have an EAR IMPLANTED IN IT

link

Guitar Hero - Hootie & the Blowfish edition

at least one person is happy

Ya'll have any Applebee's coupons?

because we're about to put on our Crocs® and head on over.

"If the sun were a person..."

"I'd totally make out with it"

Ok, so who's ready for cake?

sorrrrrry vegetarians

see the 'making of' video here

man, I wish I was at that baby shower

for instance, who's cutting the cake?
were their eyes open?

were people saying things like:
"do you want the foot or part of the forehead?"

and what happens if nobody eats it?

theres no good way to get rid of a baby cake

what do you do?

you can't chop it into little pieces

you can't just throw the whole thing in a dumpster


really, about the best thing you could do is
leave it on someones front porch,
ring the doorbell and run

Hang 11

"Bro, check me out...
isn't that what the kids are saying these days?"

He cries scars

that's how sensitive he is

Psycho seal - a lesson in being photogenic

"please drip before he takes it,
please drip before he takes it"

LOOOoook into my eyesssssss

"mav - er - ick"