Friday, October 10, 2008

Panda Rant

"it's just bamboo,
I wasn't gonna hit you with it, shit man, relax...
it's what I eat,
I eat bamboo...
fucking, you guys with your cameras,
ever since digital stupid photography got invented you idiots have to capture everything"

"ooooh, I'm eating,
I'm a bear
with fur that makes my eyes look bigger than they actually are
ooh, scary and cute
the perfect combo
oooh, pandas
let's take pictures of them trying to have a snack
and put them on the internet"

"awesome"

"you guys are awesome"



1 comment:

crispy browne said...

Fuck you, Panda. I know what you had in mind, and I won't let it happen.

Now bend over so I can shove this broom handle up your ass.