Monday, December 8, 2008

Optimistic snake heralded for positive outlook on life

"Being a snake is like, so awesome. I would trade legs for a forked tongue that scares the crap out of people any day. I find life so rewarding, I mean, what could be better than slithering around looking for things to eat that are bigger than my head... and then swallowing them whole, without chewing. Yay me!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!! thanks!

Anonymous said...

Hello Mr Snake, say, I was wondering , can you recommend a good denti... ow... hey wait... that's my ow!

crispy browne said...

Duckbaby and this snake could become powerful allies...

OR TERRIBLE ENEMIES.